Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.

Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.

We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes.

Some of these funny quotes we found them on our 5 Star Hostels!

If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram, we will be happy to see them.

26 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day

In case you need more inspiration or just wanna read more travel quotes, we also collected 109 Travel quotes to inspire every traveler.

I hear you wonder: How did we collected so many quotes?

Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes.

Well… we let you enjoy this moment.

We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes.

A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes

1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!” – Hostelgeeks

2. “Every day can be an adventure.” – Hostelgeeks

3. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”

Men go to the left because Women are always right

5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.” T. S. Eliot

6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.” The Dalai Lama

7. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” – Caskie Stinnett

8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”

9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”

Note: to get some inspiration during our travels, we have a look at Viator and GetYourGuide activities. You can find cool tours and activities.

Update June17: We found a new webiste called Isango where you can filter activities near you.


11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.” Ricky Skaggs

12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.  “Laugh more, worry less!”

15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”

16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”

17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.”

– Paulo Coelho

20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.” – Anonymous

21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

22. “Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit!

by Swanky Hostel, the 5 Star Hostel in Zagreb.

Free Boobs- Just kidding- Free Fruit! Funny travel quote at Zwanky Mint

22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”

24. “I need vitamin SEA.”

25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”

Once in Sayulita, Mexico, I told my Life Story to Paco the Dog

26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

Do you want more entertainment?

Do you know more funny travel quotes?

Then leave your favorite on in the comments section below!


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26 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day

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