57 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day

26 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day

Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.

Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.

We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes. Some of these funny quotes we found them on our 5 Star Hostels!

If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram, we will be happy to see them.

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In case you need more inspiration or just wanna read more travel quotes, we also collected 109 Travel quotes to inspire every traveler.

I hear you wonder: How did we collect so many quotes?

Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes. And of course, Pinterest!

More inspiration:

Well… we let you enjoy this moment.

We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes. After all, we know that a sense of travel humor can really lighten your mood. And since a lot can go wrong when exploring this world, a sense of humor is always a good tool to have on hand.

And if you fancy more entertainment, we found a few travelers gift on Amazon, they come with a small zing and fun factor:

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A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes

Let’s start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.

1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”

– Hostelgeeks

2. Me: “I want to travel more”

the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

3. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”

This is a quote from BUS Hostel, one of the best hostels in Reykjavik.

Men go to the left because Women are always right

5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”

– T. S. Eliot

6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”

– The Dalai Lama

7. It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!

8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”

9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”


11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”

– Ricky Skaggs

12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.  “Laugh more, worry less!”

15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”

16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”

17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.”

– Paulo Coelho

20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

– Anonymous

21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

22. “Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit!

Free Boobs- Just kidding- Free Fruit! Funny travel quote at Zwanky Mint

22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”

24. “I need vitamin SEA.”

25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”

Read: Best solo travel quotes and sayings

Once in Sayulita, Mexico, I told my Life Story to Paco the Dog

26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”

– John Steinbeck

27. “Make salsa, not war!”

28. “I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”

29. “Don’t look for love. Look for good coffee!”

"Don't look for love. Look for good coffee!"

30. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!

32. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

– Caskie Stinnett

33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

Funny Quotes on pinterest

34. If traveling was free, BYE!

35. “I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”

36. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”

– Russell Baker

37. “And then I went to the Sangria Familia…!”

38. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs”

Jet Lag is for Amateurs

39. “Work hard, travel harder”

40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.

41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

– George Carlin

43. If you are going through hell, keep going.

– Winston Churchill

44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.

45. Suitcases are for princesses!

46. “The best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!”

47. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

– Susan Sontag

48. Reality called, so I hung up.

49. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”

50. Kinda classy, kinda hood.

51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.

53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.

54. All I want in life is pancakes!

All I want in life is pancakes!

55. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.”

56. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

57. “Every day can be an adventure.

– Hostelgeeks

58. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids from now on!

Read: Funny beach jokes for your vacation

Do you want more entertainment?

Of course you do! We all love more inspiration and entertainment. After all, traveling is entertaining. Or at least, it should be. Here’s more you will love:

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