Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.
Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.
We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes.
Some of these funny quotes we found them on our 5 Star Hostels!
If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram, we will be happy to see them.
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I hear you wonder: How did we collect so many quotes?
Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes. And of course, Pinterest!
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Well… we let you enjoy this moment.
We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes. After all, we know that a sense of travel humor can really lighten your mood. And since a lot can go wrong when exploring this world, a sense of humor is always a good tool to have on hand.
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A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes
Let’s start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.
1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”
2. Me: “I want to travel more”
the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
3. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”
This is a quote from BUS Hostel, one of the best hostels in Reykjavik.
5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”
– T. S. Eliot
6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”
– The Dalai Lama
7. It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!
8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”
9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”
10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”
11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”
– Ricky Skaggs
12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”
– Tim Cahill
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13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
14. “Laugh more, worry less!”
15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”
16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”
17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”
18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.”
– Paulo Coelho
20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”
21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”
22. “Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit!”
– by Swanky Hostel, the 5 Star Hostel in Zagreb.
22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”
23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”
24. “I need vitamin SEA.”
25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”
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26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”
– John Steinbeck
27. “Make salsa, not war!”
28. “I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”
29. “Don’t look for love. Look for good coffee!”
30. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…
31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!
32. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
34. If traveling was free, BYE!
35. “I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”
36. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
37. “And then I went to the Sangria Familia…!”
38. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs”
39. “Work hard, travel harder”
40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.
41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?
42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
– George Carlin
43. If you are going through hell, keep going.
– Winston Churchill
44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.
45. Suitcases are for princesses!
46. “The best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!”
47. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
– Susan Sontag
48. Reality called, so I hung up.
49. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”
50. Kinda classy, kinda hood.
51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.
53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.
54. All I want in life is pancakes!
55. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.”
56. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”
57. “Every day can be an adventure.”
58. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids from now on!
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Do you want more entertainment?
Of course you do! We all love more inspiration and entertainment. After all, traveling is entertaining. Or at least, it should be. Here’s more you will love:
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